Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Who pee'd on my floor?~

..... and why did I have to clean it up?

Ok, so this question has been burning a hole in my heart, soul and mind the last couple of days. I go into our master bath-pee on the floor, go into the guest bathroom-pee on the floor, pick up the kitty box-pee on the floor. What gives? Is it my husband, my boys... or the cat? What is up with this pee-nonsense?!?

Ok, in the master bath my husband hassss to be the one. I can excuse it at night since he is blind as a bat without his glasses. But during the day? No! I work with Todd and happen to know for a fact that he does not pee on the floor there. If he does he wipes it up. So why not at home? As for the guest bathroom. I have a 4yr old pee shooter. Yes, thank the good Lord he is better than he was when he first started potty training. That my friend was like a freakish firehose gone wild experience! Now.. he is just lazy about it and misses and doesnt care. Something I will have to grind into his mind that is NOT good. Now, the cat. What the heck is going on with her? She isnt even a dude.. so I cant blame it on a male gene of some sort. I think she is just not a good aim. And then on top of her aim.. she throws litter like she is dog digging the dirt to hide its bone.

Come on kitty... come on Todd... come on boys.. Give Momma a break! Please stop pee'n on the floor and if you do... CLEAN IT YOURSELF!!!! I QUIT!!!

9 comments:

Amie said...

Seriously, I'm with ya sister! I'm almost about to insist they pee sitting down! I can never get my kids' bathroom to smell good!

jinxi~ aka angi said...

oh yeah thats the other thing.. the money I spend on fabreeze, glade, bath and body and all those other things.... goodeness... I have told them to sit.. and they say "Thats not natural!".. What? Who is watchin? hahaaa... Just go....

and if you sprinkle when you tinkle.. be a sweetie and wipe the seatie! ;)

Kimmy said...

When Dylan sits to potty, he tends to accidentally pee through that teeny gap from where the bowl and the lid meet. Maybe Hunter too?

jinxi~ aka angi said...

oh yeah, if Hunter ever sits to potty he does that on occasion. He has done it a couple times and it actually hit the wall. ahaha Crazy boys!

JennK said...

HAHAHA!! I am LMAO!! This is so true of any house with boys...I hear ya! Lately if it isn't pee on the floor it's the dog getting sick or yes..the cat litter isuue here too. I think it must be the moon phase or something hahahaha!!

Cat said...

HAHAHAHHA! Not even going to ask Ruby!?

Carol A. said...

ROFLMAO......I am so sorry Angi....after having 5 males in this house and 5 cats, I can so feel your pain!!!

Gina said...

OMG . . . I couldn't help but laugh! I'm thankful for just one DH and one little boy! LOL :D

When we were younger my Grandpa made a sign that said just that!

Julie Jacobs said...

I'm still giggling about this one!!